The Upper Floor Presents Punishing Zoey With Bianca Breeze & Zoey Monroe
Whipped Ass - Lesbian BDSM - Nominated for Best BDSM Release AVN Awards Show

Comments made by edweirdo

Date Comment Site
Sep 21, 2014

A ways back, old CyPh1 bestowed the coveted, prestigious, incredible, extremely rare, one-of-a-kind "Humdinger Award" upon the participants of a shoot and I personally think these actors deserve that award as well. There's just one fly in the soup; member, Wayne95136 for his obvious disdain for tattoos and criticizing the site for being stale. I think he deserves the infamous "Nincompoop Award" which he can proudly display on his mantel. Now, I'm gonna watch this shoot for the umpteenth time and enjoy.

Hardcore Gangbang
Sep 20, 2014

Lyla Storm + Pope + whipping + stretching + vibrator + clothes pins + water submersion = ONE-HECK-OF-A-BETTER-THAN-HOUDINI-WATER-TORTURE-TRICK!

Sadistic Rope
Sep 15, 2014

Zoey Monroe, you're so incredibly HOT, I'm not going to even read Wayne95136's stupid comment ever again. You're mind blowingly HOT!!! Face: HOT! Hair: HOT! Body: HOT! Tattoos: HOT! Wayne95136, you have my permission to leave this site immediately!

Hardcore Gangbang
Sep 13, 2014

7 great votes plus mine equals 8 GREAT VOTES! Robbyj, "anti snot and spit guy", you better bail! Hahaha...

Everything Butt
Jul 30, 2014

Isis, I wanna make love to your sexy hands. They look so tasty especially after you did all those dirty things with 'em. Mmmm...I'd carefully lick each and every finger then I would gently caress your hands with lotion while looking into your gorgeous eyes. I'm a romantic. Sweet dreams!

Everything Butt
Jul 20, 2014

Rewrite: Jody, you're smokin' hot!!! Got it! Your gorgeous smile and bod can make a thousand cocks cum!!! Got it! Your sex appeal on the peter meter is off the scale!!! Got it! Don't forget it!!! Perfect!

Hardcore Gangbang
Jul 20, 2014

Jodi, you're smoking hot!!! Got it! You're gorgeous smile and bod can make a thousand cocks cum!!! Got it! You're sex appeal on the peter meter is through the roof!!! Got it! Don't forget it!!!

Hardcore Gangbang
Jul 5, 2014

Correction: "finger bang train". Clever Kink!

Public Disgrace
Jul 5, 2014

Lyla, you've got to be a goddess sent straight from BDSM heaven! I mean what else can it be?! My computer's broke right now, but as soon as I get it fixed you've got my full attention. And Kink, just to let you know, I have very dexterous fingers so the next time you have an audition for a "finger gangbang train", let me know. Thanks!

Public Disgrace
Jul 4, 2014

Rose honey, you're about the cutest gal I've laid eyes on with the exception of that little darling Lily LaBeau. Say, that wouldn't be a bad pairing for a movie like this. A blonde and a redhead - it doesn't get sexier than that! Meanwhile, if you'll pardon me, I'm gonna stare at what's between that cowboy hat and boots. My golly!

Sex And Submission
Jun 27, 2014

Whoa! She's in a lot of shoots! I'll knock 'em out a few at a time, ok. And tell Mona I'm in love with her! Thanks Kink!

The Upper Floor
Jun 27, 2014

Oh my gosh Kink, Mona Wales is so incredibly hot! I'm gonna buy all of her shoots right now!!!

The Upper Floor
Jun 26, 2014

I 2nd that spider59! I even like the way you spelled "hotter". I think I'll go to Hooters now for a beer and a burger!

Hardcore Gangbang
May 29, 2014

Would you guys get off the gapes already! I like just seeing round heinys now and then. Now, I gonna go make myself a BLT and I'm gonna leave off the bacon and mayonnaise. Yummy!

Everything Butt
May 27, 2014

Kink, bought this shoot so fast it'll make your head spin! How do I enroll in this delightful, anal institution? It doesn't look like there's any studying involved - sweet! Tell Lyla that I'm madly in love with her! Thanks!!!

Everything Butt