Comments made by Brugman

It's hard to believe Syd is from the same country that gave us Eva and Zha Zha Gabor.

Taz is going to come up against Ariel X, DragonLily, Dia Zerva or maybe even my new favorite underdog-on-the-rise Saffron. The post R4 interview with Aiden will have a different tone, you betchum. Still, a first time wrestler achieving a victory is a rare thing--she had every right to crow. BTW, I seem to hear a lot of losing wrestlers blame it on their current state of health. If you're too sick to do the job you're being paid for, why show up at all? Still, I suppose job reviews are done differently at Kink.com.

This was okay for porn, but Jayden Cole seems to be using the US just to get her specific rocks off. Maybe she never had a chance to win (you never know who the next Crimson Ninja might be) but there was no perceptible effort on her part, a token struggle at best. For a great loser, give me Annie Cruz any time. She was tough, she was determined, she has a body so hot it could melt the mat, but the girl fought like hell even late into the third round when she was down hundreds of points. This Cole woman took the job and then laid down to get fucked for her own indulgence. At some point in R4, she said something like, "Oooo, my titties are bouncing!" and Dia must have dearly wanted a ball gag at that point. Go work for Vivid, Cole-woman.

Like most US subscribers, I will watch some wrestlers simply because, winners or losers, their bodies are a carnal joy to watch. (when IS Jesse Andrews coming back, Matt?) If neither wrestler in a singles competition is that appealing, these days I can always count on Isis Love swaggering in to the last five or ten minutes of a show. My only objection to her being here is that strapon covers her up too much and that the camera doesn't ogle her incredible body as much as I'd like it to.

Good lord, but that Yana Jordan has an evil laugh! What she does to Amber in R4 looks and sounds like something that could get her 20 to life in the big house, but it's just Ultimate Surrender at its peak.

When I saw that Isis was going to be ref, my first thoughts were, dammit! No more strapons from Isis--she'll jepordize her objectivity. Silly Brugman! R4 is about the humiliation of the loser. Most often this has become quite vanilla: a few moments of sucking, push the loser around, work the strap on in the same three or four positions then MAYBE force a little cunnilingus. Get a seasoned top like Isis in there (and there is nobody like Isis)and the possibilities are endless. What a shocker for Sloane! Though she seemed to enjoy the whole shebang, really.

DADgummit, that was swell! Ariel and her rookie Iona are surprisingly up to the challenge. Bella looked a little rusty at first, as if she wasn't sure how she used to go about this, and Tara is slow out of the gate as well...and why not? Everyone on the mat has a new partner. Ariel's pussy is getting major attention in the tag pile-ons. I'm rooting for Ice, but in that one detail, I wouldn't mind lending a helping hand to the Ninjas!

This Jesse has the sweetest face ever on US...looks like she ought to be hulling peas on the family farm, eating milk and cookies with her grandma or singing in the sunday choir. Instead, she's butt naked (and whatta butt!)and sucking a rock hard dildo and getting rammed up the wazoo on camera. Frankly, I like this more than the hulling, the singing and the milk & cookies, but maybe that's just me. MORE JESSE! MORE JESSE! MORE JESSE! MORE JESSE! MORE JESSE! MORE JESSE! MORE JESSE! MORE JESSE! MORE JESSE! MORE JESSE! MORE JESSE! MORE JESSE! (Why couldn't I meet a girl like her when I was in high school?)